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June 1, 2013

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Nobel Party Turns Explosive

Yesterday, outside Volgograd, Russia, at a party hosted for noted scientist Samuel Sterns, an evening of glamour quickly turned to an evening of terror. The party was in celebration of Sterns' two Nobel nominations. Shortly into the evenings festivities, multiple explosive devices were found within the building's foundation.

Counterterrorist Russian specialists, Alpha Group, managed to minimize the threat which was believed to be a large network of cells. Hundreds of people were injured in the operation, some of which included critical injuries, and twenty are dead.

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February 1, 2013

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American Nominated for Both Nobel Physiology and Peace Prizes

Yesterday, American scientist Dr. Samuel Sterns was nominated for both a Nobel Peace Prize and a Noble Prize in Physiology and Medicine. His current work examines ways in which combat world hunger through an enhanced plant growth technique. Despite the honour around such an award, Sterns has outright stated he will reject the nomination if it does not consider his teammates on the project Doctors Robert Dunphy, Wilbur Truart, and Elizabeth Ross.

Perhaps more astounding than the prize itself is the funding for the project came from a sole funder in Chechnya, Grigori Yakovlev. Yakovlev is reportedly hosting a party in the project’s honour in early May to celebrate these nominations and all of their successes towards halting world starvation.

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