Spotlight

Because Stu said so.

INTEGERS, DAMNIT

Stuish rolls a d and gets #-1 ARGUMENTS MUST BE INTEGERS!
You say, "YEAH"
Stuish says, "GEEZE"
You say, "GAWD"

(The next day…)

<GM> Stuish rolls a d and gets #-1 ARGUMENTS MUST BE INTEGERS!
Stuish says, "hmhm"
You say, "AGAIN"
You say, "DON'T YOU KNOW"
You say, "THEY HAVE TO BE INTEGERS"
Stuish says, "I AM SO BAD AT THE INTEGERS"

<PLAYER> Stuish rolls a d40 and gets 34! !!WIN!!
Stuish says, "no that is not win"
You say, "It's optimistic."
<PLAYER> Stuish rolls a d+roll 30 3 and gets #-1 ARGUMENTS MUST BE INTEGERS! !!FAIL!!
Stuish says, "ahahahaaaaaaaa"
Eclipse XD
Stuish says, "that was totally unexpected"
You say, "Suddenly wish we had a Spotlight…"
Stuish says, "but poetic"

Margaret wants to play the Doctor

You paged Amy with 'I've debated playing as the Doctor.'
From afar, Amy heeeeee.
You paged Amy with 'if that chance comes around'
You paged Amy with 'He's not really a guy, so I think I'd be able to do it.'
Amy pages: That just made me laugh out loud for some reason. XD
You paged Amy with 'Hahahaha'
You paged Amy with 'WELL IT'S TRUE'

From Sleepy to Caps in No Time Flat

You say, "I love how we went from sleepy to all caps"
Amy says, "CAPS TAKE LESS BRAIN POWER."
Jay says, "PREVIOUSLY ON ALL CAPS"

Game of Halloween

Margaret says, "In the Game of Halloween, you either eat candy, or you eat candy till you DIE"

Endless Wonder (And Feels)

Jay says, "I cannot wait until we get to the scenes where we need to use Artifacts. >.>"
Amy :D
Amy says, "We're going to have so much funs."
You say, "ohmygod i now have twenty tabs open with claudia gifs"
You say, "what the frack have you people done to me."
Jay says, "endless wonder"
Jay says, "and feels"
Amy diies
You say, "stop that"

Warehouse 13: Over Before It's Started

<OOC> Myka says, "I HOPE YOU'VE BEEN EXERCISING"
<OOC> Pete says, "I'VE BEEN EXERCISING MY PIE EATING MUSCLES"
<OOC> Myka says, "… WE'RE SCREWED"

I Am The Mask

Chris hmms. "I only have one mask."
Amy says, "Mask?"
Chris says, "My log-in… which… I apparently logged /out/ on while named something else…"
Margaret XD
Chris says, "I haven't really scened anything… why would it be named anything else…"
Chris says, "I've also forgotten my admin's name. Fail. Fail in every direction."
Amy says, "What's the command to see all the objects/players on the game…"
Chris gahs. "It's /Steve/. The stupid Mask is still /Steve/!"
Amy hahahaha.
Amy says, "That's cracking me up a little considering— THE COMMENT I LEFT."
Chris had to get up, out of her covers, open the other computer, and look up back-up logs /just/ to find the latest Mask entry.
Steve has arrived.
Steve says, "DAMMIT"

SURVIVAL

Chris says, "HISTORY"
Chris says, "COMES"
Chris says, "ALIVE"
Chris says, "THEN"
Chris says, "IS EATEN"
Chris says, "THEME"

Tauntaun

Josh says, "Right now, my mother is reaching out to slap me from thousands of miles away for talking to women about crawling inside them like a tauntaun. And I bet she doesn't even know what a tauntaun is."

The Dog

Amy says, "oh dear i howled at the dog and he won't stop barking"
Margaret XD
Chris says, "why did you do that"
Amy says, "he"
Amy says, "he started it"
Chris says, "amy"
Chris says, "he is a dog"
Amy says, "nevertheless"

Whores.

Chris says, "I AM STARTING SOME WHORES?!"
Jay has connected.
You say, "AM I A WHORE"
Amy ,…
Chris …
You say, "hi jay"
Jay …
Chris says, "yes"
You say, "ok"
Jay says, "I'll… just be back."
Jay has disconnected.
Amy dying
Chris dying
Amy ….
Chris dying more
Amy too
Chris gone
Amy adsfdnj

MENAIIIIIIIIII WE BAH YUUUUUUUUUUUU

You say, "OH MY GO D http://kristilynn.tumblr.com/post/57102040291 THIS IS CRACKING ME UP LISTENNN FADGHJK;"
Margaret says, "wtf is this amy"
Margaret says, "what have you done"
Amy XD XD
Margaret says, "i am attempting to write a very serious mission"
Margaret says, "jesus christ"
You say, "Bahahahahahaha"
Margaret says, "i am about to reveal that this dude killed his wife"
Amy Sims dances.
Margaret says, "and all i am listening to is, "MENAIIIIIIIIII WE BAH YUUUUUUUUUUUU""
Amy :D :D :D
Margaret says, "WAKO BO BIIIIIDERRRRRR"
Margaret says, "MENAIIIIII"
Amy dying
Margaret says, "what. the. fuck."
Kris shakes.
Chris XD XD
Margaret says, "BEDA SENSE A BUUUUUUUU"
Margaret says, "a sensa bu MENAIIIIII"
Margaret says, "WHAT IS GOING ON"
Amy is cracking up so much ohg my god
Amy IS GOING TO LISTEN TO IT TWICE
Margaret says, "This is literally what is on my screen right now: "The man holds a set of black and white pictures - they are blurry and must have been taken from a secruity camera. They reveal Dante and a bloodied woman whose neck is at an unalskdgjiugadsljkdgsalkjdsaglkasgd"
Amy diiiieeees
Margaret says, "MEANIIIII"
You say, "i may spotlight this"
Kris >.>
Kris <.<
You say, "bloodied woman whose neck is at an unalskdgjiugadsljkdgsalkjdsaglkasgd angle."
Kris says, "You guys are so much more interesting than statistics!"
Margaret diiiiies.
Margaret says, "Yes."
Margaret says, "I really should just leave that in."
Margaret says, "See if anyone notices."

Alex's Dinosaurs

Alex pages: The heat crackles and swells as a dull, dank breeze pushes against the still air. The scent of sulfur fills the air as a juvenile atmosphere chugs and churns its way in its continued existence, shielding the cracked and battered planet below. A yellow sun hangs high in the air, its rays beating the planet and its life below. Tyrannosaurs, most feared of all dinosaurs, lazily lifts its head from its most recent meal, pieces of flesh dripping and dangling frmo its blood-stained jaws. A low, dull growl emits from his scaly throat, his eyes landing and locking upon a small Utahraptor that has peeked its head out from the dense bushes. A shattering, splitting, ear deafening roar pierces the air — the Utahraptor disappears as it dives back into the jungle, the sound of its departure clearly audible throughout the now quiet jungle. Slowly, but surely, the ambient bugs and other creatures begin to scurry about, the noise of the jungle slowly rising to its dull roar. Then it happens. A travesty for the T-Rex. Its only weakness. It struggles as it may, twisting and turning and prodding, falling to the ground, pushing himself up on fierce hind legs, cursing its fate despite its inability to comprehend such a thing. His dinner is over. His meal is lost.

The T-Rex dropped its fork. http://l-userpic.livejournal.com/33795874/387266

Leader of All

You say, "also, i may put this on the cast page: http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/25900000/Andrea-3-the-walking-dead-andrea-25909126-359-201.gif"
You say, "since i realize andrea is not on there"
You say, "though chris may want a gif as that is your baby"
Chris says, "i have a baby?!"
Chris says, "what's happening"
Kris :O
You say, "the twd cast page"
You say, "also a baby"
You say, "her name is judy"
Kris says, "Haha"
Kris says, "JUDY."
Kris says, "Right. There is a baby."
Kris says, "I must be taking Rick on more than I thought."
You say, "Daryl is Uncle Crossbow."
Margaret XD
Kris says, "I forgot about her."
Margaret diiiiiiiiiiiiiiies
Chris XD XD XD XD
Chris says, "Hershel has the baby, you ass!"
Chris says, "DID YOU FORGET ABOUT HIM TOO"
Kris did a little bit.
Margaret XD
Chris says, "Our team leader, everyone."
Kris says, "I also forgot about Glenn."
Kris >.>
Margaret /dies/.
Chris says, "y-"
Chris says, "you"
Chris says, "are"
Chris says, "glenn"

Nothing

Kris3 has connected.
You say, "Hey Kris!"
Kris3 says, "hi!!"
Chris says, "Hi Kris!"
Kris3 says, "Sup?"
Chris says, "NOTHING. Or maybe they're doing lots of stuff, I don't know."
Margaret is not doing lots of stuff.
Margaret is feeling blah today.
Amy is not either. Hi Kris!
Chris says, "In conclusion…"
Chris says, "NOTHING."
Kris3 says, "APOCALYPSE WITH ALENS!!!"
Chris says, "and that"

Dinosaur Erotica

Kris has connected.
Kris says, "I had no idea. http://jezebel.com/dinosaur-erotica-exists-and-its-just-as-amazing-as-you-1438081697"
You say, "do i want to click that"
Kris says, "Maybe not."
Kris >.>
Kris says, "I'm in shock now that I did. You don't even need to read the exerpt."
Kris says, "The titles are enough."
Chris says, "Hahahahaa. those covers are the worst"
Kris says, "right?!"
Amy asdfg;
You say, "why is"
You say, "the world"
Kris says, "Jezebel always lets me know about things that I would never have guessed existed."
Chris suddenly sees Survival in a whole new light
You say, "no"
Kris dies.
Chris says, "Gerard posing in a bikini…"
Kris bahahaha
Amy asdf;
You say, "someone spotlight this for margaret"
You say, "i almost want to investigate 'Taken by the T-Rex' because /how in the hell/"
You say, "almost but not"
Kris dying.
You say, "my dinosaurs will only be sexing other dinosaurs and i'm not writing that either, ok."
Kris diiiies.
Kris says, "I enjoy that this is a conversation."

So This Happened

Amy has disconnected.
(TWO HOURS LATER)
You say, "AHHH SOMEBODY LOG ON"
You say, "ANYBODY"
Amy has connected.
You say, "MUST FREAK OUT"
Amy says, "wh"
You say, "whoa"
Amy says, "what just happened"
You say, "i"

Virginal Sacrifice

Amy says, "I shall be back alters."
Amy says, "Laters."
Amy altars. antlers. where am i going
Amy has disconnected.
Kris XD
You say, "Amy is sacrificing a virgin."
You say, "This seems like a reasonable conclusion."
Margaret says, "what"
Chris has connected.
Margaret XD
Margaret says, "Yes."
Margaret says, "I believe she is sacrificing a virgin."
Margaret says, "Hi Chris."
Margaret says, "WAIT I THINK I'VE GOT IT"
You say, "Right? That is the only thing that makes sense."
Chris says, "what"
Chris says, "who is a virgin"
You say, "The antlers are for the virgin to wear on the altar."
You say, "Amy."
You say, "No."
You say, "Amy is sacrificing a virgin."
Margaret says, "yes of course"
Chris says, "Oh, well, sure."
You say, "We don't know the virgin (I hope)."

Damn Dirty Apes

Chriss says, "THAT'S THE SECOND BIGGEST MONKEY HEAD I'VE EVER SEEN"

Sometimes you just need to demand things

Chriss says, "If there was someone we could accidentally type to that would not appreciate steamy demon boobs… well. They can just leave."

The Horror

Chriss says, "'Do you really think I'm THAT horrible?' she asks, finishing the pose about a gang forcing a man to molest his sister-in-law."

Alexander says, "Either of you guys have experiencing with giving a dog deworming medicine?"
Chriss says, "Watched my mom give medication before?"
Alexander says, "From what I understand (and I'm sorry this is crude) it basically makes them shit a lot while the medicine does its job."
Alexander says, "So I'm wondering if I should give it to them, give them enough food for a full stomach, or feed them and give it to them. Or not feed them at all and give it to them."
Chriss says, "That is something I would ask the internets."
Alexander says, "I don't want them getting dehydrated, it's already freaking hot enough as it is, and I'm afraid to keep them in the house if they're going to be going everywhere."

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